Joe's Diary

You know that old adage about too much of a good thing being bad? Well, using the same equation, just imagine how bad too much of a bad thing is going to be, and now apply that to the army of weeds and moss slowly taking over your lawn. Now, there is no straight-down-the-line answer [read more]

  For those that live for Joe’s Diary, you’ll remember how we peeked inside Keen Kevin’s shed during last week’s post to see exactly what tools helped him make his garden look that much more perfect than yours. Well, this week, we’re sort of sneaking back inside said shed, but for a totally different (and [read more]

Now, we know the old adage states that a good craftsman should never-ever blame his tools, but we don’t agree with this (no offence to the person who came up with it). You see, part of the reason why your lawn never seems to look as award-winning as Keen Kevin’s next door is because he [read more]

  If we’re going to be honest (and, at Joe’s Lawn Care, we pride ourselves on our honesty), we wanted to start with a pun about Margaret Thatcher, but we decided it was probably best to adhere conversational etiquette for once and avoid politics at all cost. It just isn’t worth losing friends over. What [read more]

For anyone that hasn’t a) turned on the television, b) looked at their phone, c) picked up the papers or d) drawn their curtains, we have some news for you: it has been snowing quite a bit over the past couple of days. Mmmm hmmmm. Traffic has been properly disrupted, airports have been closed, flights [read more]