The latest news from the whispering grass!
8 lawns that are so famous your lawn probably follows them on Instagram. You know how a lot of “regular” people have celebrity crushes (at the time of writing, mine is still Dame Helen Mirren #babe)? Well, I was thinking, in what was a pretty weird moment even by my standards, do you reckon regular [read more]
5 organic lawn care tips that don’t require any nasty chemicals. There are certain things I think we all wished would happen a little more easily. Like being able to eat at Five Guys every day without our cholesterol levels freaking out, or asking our kids to do something without having to ask 2,312 times [read more]
Some top tips to help you remove grass stains from your favourite clothes. So, today’s unpopular opinion of the day is: grass stains are awesome. C’mon, they are. They’re like little green badges of honour stuck to your knees and elbows that tell the world, “Yeah, I left my iPhone inside, turned my Xbox off [read more]
Apart from standing on an up-turned plug on your 2am trip to the bathroom, there’s nothing worse than mowing a wet lawn. There are certain things we can all agree to be bad ideas. Bungee jumping without a bungee, long-distance relationships, staying up until 3am the night before a flight/exam/interview, buying diet water, thinking you [read more]
The 5 close-quarter combat techniques you need when weeding. You might call them “old fashioned” or “things Granny could do”, but there a lot of things us human beings have lost the art of. Like sending hand-written ‘thank you’ letters, and being able to sew up that hole in your trousers, and dressing modestly, and, [read more]