Joe's Diary

After reading this article, you won’t look at lawn care terminology like it’s hieroglyphics. Good day everyone, and what a day it is. No, it’s not particularly sunny, nor am I blowing out any candles on a cake, but what I am doing is reflecting on a little moment of realisation I had *a few [read more]

With over 40 acres to maintain, thousands of trees, flower beds and steps to navigate – A lawn care hero has the daunting task of making every inch of a lawn look as good as possible. Plus, in Spring to Autumn they ramp things up with grass actively growing. So what does a typical day in the [read more]

Here are 6 ways to get your lawn ready for what’s going to be an early spring. I’ve pinched myself, checked Google, dialed 123 to listen to the Talking Clock and asked random people in the street if it’s really February and they’ve all confirmed it is, which is bonkers because this weather is totally [read more]

The lawn and garden upgrades you didn’t realise you were dreaming of… I know this uncharacteristically forward-thinking of me, but now’s the perfect time to pour yourself a thick glass of Scotch (I’m presuming you’re reading this after midday), slip into your favourite chair and start thinking about all the amazing upgrades you’re going to [read more]

In case you live under an awesomely insulated rock void of wiffy, 4G and all other communication methods, it’s gotten pretty nippy blisteringly freezing outside. As in I got blisters on my hands. From the cold. Which was brutal. There’s actually a picture of them on Instagram. It’s the square with the hot pink hands [read more]